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The Scariest Place on Earth

8 Apr

With all the recent talk about North and South Korea, I thought I would share this post with you. This time 2 years ago I was living and working in Munsan, a town of about 100,000 only a few KMs from the border with North Korea. Here’s what I had to say about it at the time….

Sometimes as I lie in my new bed, in my new room in a brand spanking new apartment block, it’s easy to forget where I am. From the minute You step outside the door of your 21 storey apartment complex you are gently reminded EXACTLY where in the world I am. I have become so used to seeing soldiers everywhere that I have simply forgotten to write about them in my blog.

I am living in Munsan, which is a city only 20 minutes from the boarder with North Korea. Munsan is the last stop on the train line. If you go any further, and as far as I know only freight trains do, you will find yourself in the depths of a ravaged nation. A country that has been totally cut off from the outside world, has a secretive government and a nation that has been struck down with famine. Today, due to the government’s secretive nature and its reluctance to allow in foreigners, North Korea is considered the world’s most isolated country.

ers on the Train line that operates from the North Korean city of Kaesong, to Munsan, in the South.

ers on the Train line that operates from the North Korean city of Kaesong, to Munsan, in the South.

Soldiers are everywhere in Korea. At the moment I am sitting in a PC Bang, which is like an internet cafe except I’m the only person actually online, everyone else is playing computer games. I am also the only girl and the only perosn not in camoflage uniform! There are probably about 20 soldiers in here, as always.

When I walk down the street in Munsan, you see soldiers everywhere, just going about everyday life. As we are so near to North Korea, there are lots of high fences with barbed wire and look out posts, a lot of which it must be said are no longer in use. But the soldiers remain.

A South Korean Soldier checking the barrier, just north of Munsan.

A South Korean Soldier checking the barrier, just north of Munsan.

Of the three tunnels between North and South that were discovered in the last 30 years, one of them, the third infiltration tunnel, ends only 12km North of Munsan. I’m hoping to do a tour of the DMZ (Demilitarized Zone) next weekend, where you actually get to go down into the tunnels and experience it first hand. The tunnel is about 1,600 m long and about 150 m below ground. It is apparently designed for a surprise attack on Seoul from North Korea, and can easily accommodate 30,000 men per hour along with light weapons!! Eeeep.

Don’t ask me how or why exactly, but on Friday the other Munsan teachers and I ended up in a place Bill Clinton famously called, “The scariest place on Earth.” Anyone who knows me and knows my keen thirst for adventure will know I do not turn down offers to go to crazy places, in fact I LOOK for them.

Third infiltration tunnel, DMZ near Munsan, South Korea

Third infiltration tunnel, DMZ near Munsan, South Korea

We had befriended some US military soldiers who happened to live in the JSA (Joint Security Area) situated about 15 minutes north of Munsan and about 5 minutes south of North Korea!! The JSA is the only area in the country controlled by both North and South Korea. It is known to be one of the most isolated places on the planet, with stories of shootings and kidnappings rife. One of my friends said that she heard a story recently of someone’s grandmother who had been kidnapped for 5 days ‘just for fun’. This is no place to mess around in.

So off we went on our little adventure to what was once one of the most terrifying war zones on earth and a place still covered in secrecy and armed forces. The journey there was weird enough. We first had to cross the ‘Bridge of No Return’, a bridge lined with explosives so if any attacks or intrusions were to take place, the military could delay their progress by blowing up the only entrance into South Korea. We had to pass many checkpoints and often show our I.D cards.

We were given a mini tour of the army base, were bought a free breakfast and as the tour buses passed by (with each passenger paying 150 bucks each!) they waved at us as if we were animals in a Zoo or celebrities..it was very bizarre and we felt very out of place. We were been watched at all times, and that we weren’t allowed to take any pictures (Ooops!). It is a weird place, surrounded by mountains and green fields, and one of the first places I have witnessed birdsong and wildlife amoungst the army bunkers and look-out points.

Soldier in the JSA, North / South Korea

Soldier in the JSA, North / South Korea

On exiting one building we heard gun shots and looked at each other with frightened glances. Thank-fully we were told it was just the shooting range/practice range, but it was still somewhat scary. The guys flicked laminated pieces of paper at us, their “licences to kill’. These were no joke, they were real life licences to kill. They also showed us their guns, unloaded of course. A serious reminder of where we were.

We got to observe the army first hand, the rank system, how ‘higher ranks’ could smoke the junior privates and how their was a huge amount of respect to be found. It was quite a culture shock to us carefree teachers I must say and I was happy to head back to Munsan and my life as a teacher!

Mystery Train Trip

19 Apr

Mystery train trip rules…PLAN NOTHING and KEEP TURNING LEFT.

Friday night we got the train from Paju to Seoul station and then went in search of a Motel. In order to do this we decided we would turn left 3 times then take 1 right turn. Following these rules, and after an encounter with a few bums who succeeded in stealing my beer, the first motel we showed up at was WAY over priced so we went next door instead where we found a pension style room for the 5 of us.

5 girls, one room, no beds. It was a bit like a slumber party, filled with goodies courtesy of Shanua and her parcel from Ireland…yummy toffee pops, grape juice and jelly babies! Still hungry after our snacks we went in search dinner and beer. 2 more lefts and a right and we found ourselves at a korean traditional restaurant (ahem ahem) a beer Hof. Aka a joint selling nothing but Beer and Chicken, any mans dream or in the case of 5 girls, any girls dream!

Girl chats...

Ready for our Mystery Trip at Seoul Station

Up and ready to hit the road by 6.30am we headed back over to Seoul station. With a budget of 40,000 won we were all set to go just about anywhere. The first train turned out to be heading to Pohang on the East coast..but at 5 hours there and back it was a little far for our little weekend trip. Our next option was to a little city on the west coast called Gunsan. With a journey time of 3 hours and price of 28,000 return it was PERFECT.

Off to a good start, once on the train all our dream came true. Thats right, there was a mini “travel-sized” Karaoke room on board. 3 hours of chats, laughing and bad singing later and we arrived in the small seaside town (ahem shipping city) of..GUNSAN!

Our final destination...GUNSAN STATION

My own personal army tank

After getting the us to the city centre we found ourselves at a marine themed amusement park, where we had bundles of fun exploring old army tanks, navy ships, helicopters even firing off (pretend) rounds of artillery!

After a bit more exploring we made our way to Eunpa Tourist park where we came across the Cherry Blossom Festival, a beautiful lake, and pure sunshine bliss. After  delicious lunch and beers by the lakeside we splashed out and hired a speed boat to whizz around the lake! Next we spent about 2 hours walking around the park with some beer breaks in between!

The beautiful Eunpa Resort, Gunsan

Heart by the Park

 AFter hours of walking and somewhat of  a mini disaster trying to find accommodation (SERIOUSLY Gunsan, where oh where are all you hostels and motels?!) we finally found ourselves in the red light district. This was an Amsterdam eat your heart out, stripper clubs the size of castles lining the streets alongside dimly lit, dodgy looking “love” motels.

Following our rules, we came across our first motel which looked like a white washed, fantastical hotel. Sadly, it was still under construction. The next stop was pretty entertaining to say the least. We managed to walk into the dirtiest, most dingy looking accommodation you could find.The woman spoke no English and kept misunderstanding what we wanted. She spoke Korean and broken english. We spoke English and broken Korean!

Us, ” We want 1 room for 5 PEOPLE. Han bang..ONE ROOM.

Crazy old drugged up receptionist, “5 girls, ONE MAN?!”

Us, “NO!! No man, 1 room, 5 girls”

Crazy old drugged up woman, “One room, 5 girls, ONE MAN?”

Us, ” No,NO, NO. We have no man, Look NO MAN! Just girls!”

Crazy old woman looked confused and horrified.

Us…Never mind…we’re leaving!

We finally found a decent motel, in budget and with beds! Hoorah! A quick dinner or pizza and a surprise birthday party in the room for Shauna and we fell into bed wrecked from all our adventures!

The beautiful Gunsan Lighthouse

Clowning around

We broke all our “Mystery Trip” rules and planned to head to the islands on Sunday. I guess breaking rules comes with consequences as it was a bit of a (yet another) mini disaster. Our taxi totally scammed us, we were dropped off in the middle of nowhere, Tourist “information” had FECK ALL “information” and we never did make it out to the islands! Despite that we did fins 2 cool light houses so had fun basking in the sunshine and posing for some random photos much to the curiosity or random passers by.

All in all our little trip to Gunsan was awesome. Accommodation, food and transport ranged from Unbelievable (ahh Karaoke train, too cool!) to Unbelievably awful…Ox bone stew for lunch..NEVER AGAIN. But what really made it was the people, so thanks Jouelle, Shauna, Fran and Pam for a fantabulous weekend!

Passport to Death; Dangers of travelling

16 Jan

As a pretty seasoned traveller I feel I have my fair share of travel  horror stories. At the time they scare the hell out of me me and shake me back to reality, a harsh reminder that the world isn’t one big carefree, fluffy cloud to bounce around.

With every adventure comes a real life danger, varying from country to country, from minor theft, car accidents, hi-jacking, kid-napping and even murder. However Although I try not to let these things stop me from living my life the way I want to, it should be said that one should at least beware of possible dangers when travelling.

I have been living in Korea for 5 months now and all anyone outside Korea ever asks is “How dangerous is life there? Are you scared of North Korea attacking?” The answer is always the same…”No”. I am more worried about the rising price of beef due to foot and mouth disease or dying in a nasty bus crash thanks to the crazy Korean bus drivers. North Korea is the least of my worries.

Last night I had a nasty experience with a Korean taxi driver. After agreeing on a fair price he then took our money, tried to drop us off in a totally different city then kept grabbing my arm and not letting me out of the taxi. It was a truly horrific experience. One of the things that got me the most was even if the police were called no doubt they would not have listened to me. I have heard horror stories of the law in Korea always taking the side of the locals over the foreigners irregardless of the truth.

I think its fair to say that every country has its problems, and often you will fins yourself in trouble in a place you least expect it. I remember getting robbed while on holiday in Cape Town when I was just 18 and was absolutely devastated. They cleared out my bank account on the FIRST day of my 6 week trip up the coast. Going through the trauma alone was even worse.

While travelling in Ethiopia 3 years ago we stayed in a hotel that ended up being one of the most disgusting, dirty and down right dangerous brothels I have ever encountered (not that encounter much brothels!!) There were used needles everywhere, the sheets were dirty, I found a rat trying to eat its way into my bag and there were used condoms strewn on the floor.

I wanted to cry, I wanted to scream but as everywhere in the city was booked up it was a last resort. I spent the night curled up in a towel shivering. Men would open my window and try to climb in while others shouted “nice body shape, how muuuch?”. It was an absolute nightmare!!

On the same trip I came down with a nasty bout of dengue fever while trekking in the mountains…becoming ill with an illness you are totally clueless to can be an absolute disaster while abroad. Always bring a first aid kit and seek medical attention as soon as possible. Due to my location the only person I could rely on was a local witch doctor who cured me with natural remedies from plants grown in the Bale mountains.

From dodgy accommodation to dodgy taxi drivers, bus crashes, theft and everything in between travelling is no walk in the park. I guess this post is to ask people to be street wise, walk away from trouble and try to stay in groups late at night. As a female, solo traveller I know there are lots of dangers but I think I am slowly learning how best to avoid them too.

Walking in a Winter Wonderland

30 Dec

Murphys Law: Pray for it to snow on Christmas every year since you were a child and it will never snow. Leave the country for 2 winters in a row, and it will snow more than it did it the previous 2 decades!! Typical!!

Ever since winter starting to creep up on us in Korea, the temperature slowly dropping further and further below 0′c I’ve been praying and praying for snow. I even had a bet on with a friend over whether it would snow here on Christmas day, a bet which I lost miserable. But alas, fear not, my years of hoping and praying were not a complete waste of time for alas my winter wonderland has appeared.

Thanks to the snow I have had to queue for nearly an hour to get a taxi to work resulting in me being VERY late for work two days in a row. I have fallen on my ass while legging it down the road trying to make it to work on time, but ending up late, yet again. I have got frost bite on my arse from making too many snow angels and icy hands thanks to attempting to cycle home in the snow without gloves. Despite all these woes…I STILL LOVE SNOW!!

 

Spent all my money on whiskey and beer

9 Dec

 When I go to a country it is not about how many museums I have visited, how many temples I’ve stayed in or how many photos I have taken…it is about how much of my time I can admit to being truly happy. I can honestly say that the last 3 months in Korea has been a chain of one hilarious moment after the other. Great memories with great people.

Cheers!

 

So, in the sprirt of all things liquid, and after just reading a list of the top 10 westerner bars in Korea, as composed by 10 Magazine and listed here on a fellow teachers blog, I have decided to compose a list of my favourite drinking establishments in the land of morning calm. (Silly to call it that really as my mornings are rarely what one wold call calm!!) Most of the bars mentioned are in Itaewon and are…wait for it… Irish pubs. Normally, I would agree with this list as I absolutely love Irish bars. In Korea however, there so many bars WAY cooler than those fake leprechaun magnets that no Irish bar makes it on to my list. Now there’s a first.

Rooftop Bar in Geumchon… The location for our weekly social (to be read drinking session). About 20-30 waygooks gather at this rooftop beer garden every Wednesday for singing, drinking and general banter.

Kats Bar… Our local bar in Munsan and also a favourite among DMZ soldiers. It’s a tiny little place but the cocktails are killer and the tunes are pumping, thanks to our personal playlists!

GoGos… Home to cheesy music, cheap Vodka sets and table dancing, one of the most fun spots in Hongdae.


FFs... Directly below GoGos you will find me here, without fail, from about 4am onwards every Saturday night. They have cheap drinks,a  free drink voucher on arrival and a stage to dance on. Bring it on!

Monkey Beach Club…I’ve only been here once but it was totally awesome. They sell drinks, thai style, in BUCKETS. The bar is lined with tables to dance on and everyone is covered in neon glow sticks. Full moon party anyone?

Oi Bar... Awesome bar in Hongdae with all these private cave like booths and little steams meandering their way around the dance floor and the shell-like DJ podium. Super cool…and 6,000 won cocktails!

Soju Time!

 

 

Ho Bar… Despite many bad reviews, music that is often way too loud to be bearable, I cant not like a bar that stays open until 8am in the morning. You can get a vodka for about 3,000 won too, which is cheap as chips. Plus there is not just one Ho bar…there are TEN Ho bars!! Jackpot.

Intos… This one is in Ilsan and is a seriously awesome international sports bar. They have darts, pool, foosball, air hockey and an array of games such a scrabble and jenga. We spent one whole weekend in this bar, by accident, and the super friendly owners let us take over the music system which ended up in endless Irish songs including RIVERDANCE been blasted out!

Zan Bar… Also in Ilsan, this bar had a pretty crappy atmosphere but they have, wait for it, Tequila shots for 1500 won, i.e FOR NOTHING. Cant go wrong with 1 euro tequila, can you?

Tequila shots

 

I’m sure I will think of more but that is it for now!!

Dear North Korea

23 Nov

Dear North Korea,

I don’t think you know me, but I guess it’s about time for a formal introduction. My name is Janet, and I moved in with your lovely southerly neighbour 99 days ago. It’s, I’m not ashamed to admit, the second longest relationship I’ve ever had, and it’s going strong.

We are in a bit of a love-hate relationship which can be testing at times to say the least but I’m in love and that is the bottom line. SK has found me the first job in my life that I actually immensely enjoy, a boss I actually get on with and best of all an awesome pay check at the end of each month.

SK is motivating me to be all that I can be. SK is helping me to learn a new language which before our tremulous relationship I would have never deemed possible. A language with a new alphabet, letters I find hard to comprehend and sounds I’m still unsure if my mouth will produce.

Through our whirlwind relationship, I  have made some of the most amazing friends I have ever met. People that make me laugh for hours on end. Be it dancing on tables, drinking foul Korean liquor by the bottle, climbing mountains, or simply kicking it in  Geumchon, they have made my time here nothing short of amazing, never a dull day with my munsan girls.

Don’t get me wrong, SK does have problems too. Like eating dog meat (really my love, there is no need for it), producing a foul smelling dish in the form of Kimchi, and constantly confusing me in culture and etiquette classes. However as the famous saying goes, sometimes in life, opposites attract.

The first week of our relationship was a rollercoaster. I was unsure if it would work out. I was unsure if the language barrier would keep us apart and our cultural differences would prove to much of a climb to get over. However, 99 days in I can honestly say…I’m in love. Life is great here and I would like it to stay that way.

I need you to back off your younger brother and start showing human decency. Stop fighting for heavens sake! I thought you got all this tension and fighting out of your system when you were both children over 50 years ago. You’re a grown man now and need to start acting like one. Stop shouting and start talking. Listen. COMPROMISE. Show a little compassion and maybe you guys can resolve this 50 year hatred and be friends again, be family again, the way things should be!

Hope this letter finds you well,

Janet

Hongdae Hongdae Hongdae!!!

17 Oct

Weekends in Korea tend to be a little bit…mental. As most foreigners here are either teachers,study abroad students or in the army…pretty much everyone works Moday to Friday and spends the weekend de-stressing, letting off steam, drinking, or going a little crazy. There always seems to be so much going on from a Ginseng festival, International food or fireworks festival, someones going away/birthday/anniversary party you are never really stuck for things to do at the weekends in Korea.

Mary, Leeanna, Tara and the rest of our crew tend to stay in Munsan on Friday night and drink in one of two local bars. That’s right there are only 2 bars in Munsan…even though the population is close to 200,000. That’s 1 bar per 100,000 people. Mental. The weird thing is they don’t even get that busy and are really pretty small bars. Most Koreans, you see, tend to go to ‘Soju and Hof’ joints where eating dinner is the main event and taking shots of beer and soju is an after thought.

Tara and Leeanna strike a Pose!

Our Military buddies in Kats Bar

So anyway we spent Friday night in Kats bar, the hangout spot for the American Military, who are working nearby in the DMZ. The drinks are ridiculously expensive as they pretty much have a monopoly in Munsan. You either go to Wa Bar or Kats bar or you have to spend loads on getting in and home from Seoul. Nights in Kats bar are really random. It’s is tiny and full of military soldiers,us four teachers and a sprinking of Koreans! You descend underground to what is a tiny, dingy bar pumping out non stop hip-hop. They have every assortment of drink you could wish for, darts, cards for drinking games and even plastic cups and pingpong balls for Beer Pong. It can be easy to forget that that I’m about 10 minutes from North Korea and about 1000 miles from home.

Mmm giant colourful cocktails!Margaritas in...Margaritas!

On Saturday, I had the opportunity to go to  CostCo with my boss, where I stocked up on western food such as sliced ham, cheese, applr pie, cookies, haribo sweets, vegetables and other sorts of food I’ve been craving. I should be sorted for about 3 weeks with the amount of food I bought!

Saturday night Mary, Leeanna, Tara and I decided to push our hangovers aside and head for an all nighter in Hongdae. As all trains stop at midnight in Korea you must either go home before 12 (a bit like cinderalla…!) or be hardcore and stay out til the first trains start at 6am which is what we decided to do.

Nights in Hongdae are always awesome, meeting random people (I met a girl form Cork who lives about 15 minutes from my house!) dancing on stages and drinking all sorts of amazing cocktails. I bumped into Natalie, a fellow couchsurfer, on the street and she joined us. Later Brittney, another CSer, met us in a bar and later again we were joined by another Couchsurfer friend of mine.  On the train home at 6am, we bumped into Mbali a fellow Paju teacher, on her way home from a crazy night in Itaewon. Seoul might have a population of 15MILLION but you are still likely to bump into endless people you know on a night out!

Cocktails in GoGo's Bar, Hongdae

Waiting for the train...

WHERE IS MY WATERMELON?!

11 Oct

That is what I learned in my Korean class today. That, and about 20 other random words! It is actually proving very helpful as I can now give directions when I’m in a taxi, ask where the essentials are in the supermarket and ask for directions to major buildings such as the bank or post office!

On Friday my task was to order lunch (Dominos pizza!!) for all the staff over the phone…in Korean. Gah. It was all going so well with me repeating my order and saying my long, complicated, Korean address…etc until the guy started going off on a tangent and I couldn’t understand a word he said. My boss had to grab the phone to clarify that I was a silly ‘waygukin’ (foreigner!) and that he needed to speak slowly! It was very embarassing, but all was successful as our delicious large, Pepperoni Pizza arrived 20 minutes later. SUCCESS!!

So if you need some help with your Korean, I can teach you how to say random things like ‘Kudu’ meaning smart shoes, ‘sueback’ meaning ‘Watermelon’, ‘macha meaning carriage, ‘bazi’ meaning pants and ‘navi’ which I think is a beautiful word meaning ‘butterfly’. Of course this is not how you write any of these words as the Korean alphabet is totally different and while I can read and write it I am yet to master typing it on the keyboard. Give me time, give me time!! Now I’m off to the supermarket to practive my korean… “SueBack awdiae issayo??” (Where are the watermelons please?!)

Mmmm Watermelon

Frustration Station

27 Sep

Gah. Korea really drives me crazy sometimes. It’s not that there is in fact anything wrong with Korea, I just get frustrated that Korea isn’t more like home. Which is stupid, I know. But when you are tired and hungry and are walking around the supermarket for what feels like hours and can’t find ONE SINGLE THING you are looking for, I want to scream.

I had a long day, I had no lunch due to a bit of a mix up at school and was looking forward to cooking up a mean chicken stir fry for dinner. I’m sick of eating out. Especially when Korean restaurants must be the most homogenous in the world…you will be served the EXACT same thing in every single place. Oh, sorry you want choice? Well piss off to another country loser.

So anyway I want to cook. I go to HomePlus to buy all the ingredients. They have no chicken. NO CHICKEN. WTF?! Koreans love chicken. Homeplus is the biggest supermarket in Munsan, where is the freakin chicken?! I look for rice. Koreans LOVE rice. Rice is normally everywhere. But can I find rice here? No, no I cannot find any rice anywhere. Gah.

So I somehow end up spending 30,000 won on crap, none of which I can actually cook for dinner, and leave feeling drained, snapping at my boss saying that “half an hour shopping in HomePlus is more stressful that 8 hours teaching!”, and continue to tell him my woes about not finding what I wanted. He just laughs and says “Bastards” which makes me laugh. He is my boss afterall! Ahhh Korea.

Imagine You’re a Turkey…

24 Sep

…and thanksgiving is coming soon. Now, you really don’t want to be chosen for the dinner table. Write a speech explaining why your partner is a better choice to be eaten instead of you.

This is the somewhat bizarre task I gave my Grade 4 students on Monday. As Korean Thanksgiving was approaching I thought it was both topical and entertaining. It turned out to be one of the funniest lessons I have taught so far in Korea, so I have decided to share what some of my students wrote in their speeches!

“Hey, YOU! Don’t eat me! Eat Bryan instead, because Bryan is fat and delicious. And if you eat me, I exchange to be the mummy and I KILL YOU! Or I control you to eat poison mushroom or crazy grass. Ha! and you change to ultra giant DX pig! Or you could eat Ann…she is long and delicious. Or go to America…lots of Turkeys there!”

“Please don’t eat me, I don’t taste good! Eat Ann she is very, very, very delicious…like a cow..she eats lots and lots of rice so would taste good!”

“Please don’t eat me. I am young and  like my family and have future. I don’t want to die. Eat Bryan cause he is big and fat and delicious and has lots of delicious friends you could eat too and he is MAN. Or eat Janet teacher cause she is tall and has long legs you could eat. i’m fast, you won’t get me.”

I couldn’t stop laughing when they read these out, students are so entertaining! I Love teaching!

Thanksgiving Turkey

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